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Turn on your TV. "Lasciate ogni speranza voi qu'entrate...", Dante said about our TV. What do you hear? Almost everything - commercials, talk shows, news, movies, boring-to-sleep Communism-loving Leftists propaganda on the CUNY Channel ("Democracy Now!", host - amazingly monotonous and dreary Amy Goodman reminiscent of Cindy Sheehan), sexual lessons with scientifically bowed prosthetic penises that a sphacelated crone is voluptuously stuffing into her mouth still full of naughty remembrances, Home Improvement faking a  Sumero-Aztecan accent, etc. - I repeat, ALMOST EVERYTHING is being accompanied by constant, non-stop drumming, tapping, rattling, throbbing, rapping, hammering, thumping at very low frequencies... I feel like I am in the pre-historic times, somewhere in the heart of a jungle, surrounded by tropical vermin and beasts, hearing the war drums...All this Jurassic park is being seriously and officially called 'Music' and 'Culture", and I don't know how should I then call creative works by Lasso, Palestrina, Mozart, Bach, Rameau, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Gershwin, Ives...Who cares, though... 24-7. There is no escape... Leased DVDs dont give any relief either. To me, it's a cultural catastrophe, it's worse than global warming: it's REAL, scientifically provable...

Stones- and other-anti-music-things-loving anti-Christian Liberals, you FORCE me, an atheist, to turn to Christian channels: over there, at least, the last defenders of ethics sing, verily, truly sing, not bawl. And they don't scratch their genitalia in front of my nose...

 
to be continued...

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